Been very busy today with real-life stuff, so it’ll be a shorter update today.
This week’s been mostly sideways: BTC shuffles along after the pop to $95k, so not much change there or anywhere else, to be honest. Banking’s profiting nicely from the higher prices (and the extra ~$100 in SOL moved from my copy trading tests, for which I use Trading money).
Here are the figures:

As I said, not much to write home about. 🙁
In detail:
- Trading down 4.55%
- Copy Trading down 0.66%
- Banking up 4.97%
- Overall up 0.12%
Not very thrilling.
On top of that, one of the new copy traders bombed out spectactularly in their first week, costing me another $50.
The good news is that it was my self-test choice: TP Trading (now renamed to Powerful Entries in an attempt to disappear in the crowd, and with a profile that blames you not having enough money invested for their risk management) was the #1 Top Trader when I chose them. As you may be aware, I will NEVER choose people from that list, especially the #1, precisely because I think I do a better job of examining trading performance than MEXC’s shitty algorithms (now with Added Ignorance).
I went with that one to test my own theory and, well, they proved me right. With bells on. Bankrupted in about 3 days.
’26 Picks
My picks for the year are still doing well. Nice and stable, just like BTC, with PUMP still up over 50% profit.
They all dropped a little bit this week, but I’m quite chuffed with how they’re all positive picks despite my incompetence.

And that’s it, I think, until Wednesday when I will hopefully have more time!
How was your week? Profitable? Go on, say something. 🙂
